Scream Queen (and King) Contest
Winning Our Contest!
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| 10 Ways to Win OUR Video Contest |
1. Enroll in speed dating. Talk about your entry with the eligible bachelors and bachelorettes that you meet. Try to enroll in speed dating that's below your "league"; your potential partners will be more interested in what you say and will therefore be more likely to vote for you. 2. Create an overly personal and sexual entry. Sell it to the tabloids under a fake name. Shame your family and collect your winnings. 3. Create a "making of" your contest entry and post it on YouTube. Preferably, make it absolutely mortifyingly embarrassing for you; people will take more pleasure in watching it. 4. Create a top ten list detailing why you should win. Post it on Digg. 5. Include Chuck Norris in your entry. Chuck Norris will never get old; Chuck Norris created contests. 6. Get a popular blogger to mention your entry in a daily post - even if it's making fun of you. 7. Get a keg and throw a party for all of your friends, their friends and their friend's friends; entry at the door will require a vote for your entry. If you don't have any friends, visit your local Legion or dive bar and yell "FREE BEER!" Try not to get your ass handed to you by the bouncers on your way out. This will also work with groups of surly teenagers; you can often find them at bus stations. 8. Write a "letter to the editor" of your local newspaper promoting your contest entry and how relevant it is to hot issues in your city. The more of a stretch it is the better! 9. Raffle off a date with you (or your hot sister) to anyone who votes for you. If you are awkward or unattractive and are not blessed with hot siblings, you may want to try giving away your car or some of your Mom's extra crap. 10. Create an online identity; a really ridiculous but still believable character works best. Get your identity a MySpace, Facebook, LiveJournal and every other social networking site out there. Get popular (or hated) - this may take some time. Then, when the time is right, promote your contest entry and watch your casual readers turn into voters. AND WAY #11 -- ENTER. You can't win if you don't play. Send your video, up to 1 minute, of you (or a friend) as a Scream Queen (or King). Who knows, maybe you will win the trip to Sunny California. Scream For Me Contest
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